You're the problem

For when you're emotionally stable™ but everyone else is the problem.

This 15ml glass car diffuser is packed with passive-aggressive calm and questionable coping skills. Featuring an anxious-looking black cat, a rainbow, and a mood that says “Don’t ask me how I am if you don’t want the real answer,” it’s the perfect way to freshen up your car while pretending you’re not unraveling.

Details:

• 15ml refillable diffuser bottle

• Designed with dark humor, glittery denial, and feline judgement

• Just pick your scent from the dropdown menu (we’ve got options for every trauma response)

Perfect For:

• Gifting to your friend who's holding it together with iced coffee and unresolved childhood issues

• Your own car, because let’s face it—you’re not okay but at least your car can smell like it is

• Letting passengers know not to poke the bear (or the black cat)