Top Cunt

Forget Top Gun, you’re riding with Top Cunt now. This air freshener doesn't ask permission, it issues warnings. Ideal for drivers who consider turn signals “suggestions” and believe parking is a competitive sport.

Features:

•  Fighter jet-style design meets foul-mouthed flair

•  New Car Scent: fresh enough to confuse people into thinking you’re responsible

•  Easy to hang from any rearview mirror or bad decision

• Strong enough to mask the smell of burned rubber, poor choices, and questionable takeout

Warning:

May cause side-eyes from boomers, giggles from millennials, and full respect from Gen Z. Not suitable for school runs (unless you're that parent).

Perfect for:

• Maverick-level confidence with gremlin-level behavior

• Gag gifts that leave people asking, “Where the hell did you find this?”

• Drivers with attitude, altitude, and a questionable playlist

Grab yours now. Smell like victory. Swear like a legend.