I really fucking hate people

For the antisocial soul who’s just one loud chewer away from snapping—this mug says what your face is too tired to.

Wrapped in a deceptively sweet heart, this brutally honest statement piece is perfect for morning coffee, passive-aggressive office sipping, or silently judging humanity from your couch.

325ml of liquid sanity
Premium ceramic for those rage-fueled caffeine rituals
Dishwasher & microwave safe—because you don’t have the patience for hand washing or reheating like a caveman
A heart full of hate, and a font that says “I’d smile if you disappeared.”

Great for introverts, retail workers, customer service survivors, and anyone just over it. Loudly. Boldly. Lovingly. (Kinda.)