Pickle slut

This is for the unapologetic crunch-craving chaos goblins who’d drink the juice, sniff the jar, and marry a cucumber if the law allowed it. This 15ml car diffuser doesn’t smell like actual pickles (don’t worry)—you get to pick your scent from the dropdown while proudly declaring your identity to the world.

Details:

• 15ml refillable diffuser bottle

• Pick your scent (no, actual pickle isn’t one of them… yet)

• Design: A jar full of pickles with zero shame and 100% snack appeal

Perfect For:

• Car consoles, kitchen shrines, or your pickle-obsessed bestie

• Gifting to anyone who’s ever eaten pickles straight from the jar while standing at the fridge in a robe

• Making strangers uncomfortable at traffic lights (as you should)