Sorry my social Anxiety says no tote bag

Nothing says “I’d rather not” quite like this tote bag. Perfect for socially drained introverts, overthinkers, and those who just need everyone to chill, this bag carries all your essentials—phone, wallet, and a well-rehearsed excuse to leave early.

Features:

✔️ Spacious & Practical – Fits everything from anxiety meds to emotional support snacks
✔️ Durable Cotton Canvas – Tougher than your inner monologue before a phone call
✔️ Bold, Eye-Catching Print – So people can read the room (or just read your bag)
✔️ Perfect for Ghosting Events & Dodging Small Talk
✔️ A Must-Have for Every Socially Overwhelmed Human

Don’t want to explain yourself? Let your tote do the talking.