Over fucking stimulated & now I'm the bitch

BECAUSE SOMETIMES, LIFE IS JUST TOO LOUD.

If you’ve ever been one noise, one question, or one minor inconvenience away from snapping, this "Over-F*cking-Stimulated & Now I'm the Bitch" Can Glass is made for you. Perfect for sipping iced coffee, tea, or a much-needed emotional support beverage, this glass lets everyone know that it’s NOT your fault—you’re just one step away from a sensory meltdown.

Comes with a bamboo lid, glass straw, and a straw cleaner—because while your nerves might be on edge, at least your drinkware stays calm and collected.

Features:
✔ High-Quality Glass: Built to withstand mild meltdowns & caffeine jitters
✔ 500ml Capacity: Holds caffeine, frustration, and the urge to scream
✔ Loud & Honest Design: A warning label for those who dare approach
✔ Bamboo Lid & Glass Straw: Sustainable, stylish, and low-key judging everyone
✔ Straw Cleaner Included: Unlike your patience, this one can actually be restored
✔ Hand-Wash Recommended: Like your emotional stability, handle with care

Perfect for:
✔ The easily overstimulated but still cute™ friend
✔ Anyone who needs silence, space, and a gallon of coffee
✔ A gift for yourself—because if they won’t leave you alone, at least they’ll be warned