Eat a bag of dicks and kindly fuck off

If your mood today is 100% zero tolerance and 0% patience, this "Eat a Bag of Dicks and Kindly Fuck Off" Can Glass is your perfect companion. Whether you're sipping iced coffee, tea, or a drink strong enough to handle the world, this glass lets everyone know exactly where they stand—while you sip in peace, possibly with a side of attitude.

Comes with a bamboo lid, glass straw, and a straw cleaner—because while you may be over everything, your drinkware doesn’t have to be.

 Features:
✔ High-Quality Glass: Durable enough for all the sass
✔ 500ml Capacity: Perfect for caffeine, sarcasm, and personal boundaries
✔ Bold, Hilarious Design: Because some people just need to be told directly
✔ Bamboo Lid & Glass Straw: Sustainable, stylish, and straight to the point
✔ Straw Cleaner Included: Unlike your patience, this one is easy to clean
✔ Hand-Wash Recommended: Like your life choices, handle with care

Perfect for:
✔ The friend who’s had enough of everyone’s nonsense
✔ Anyone who needs an effective way to express frustration without saying a word
✔ A gift for yourself, because let’s be honest, you deserve it