Mama Llama Makes
Not in the mood, approach with caution
Not in the mood, approach with caution
Whether you’re running on caffeine and pure spite or just want to keep people at a safe distance, this "Don’t Mess with Me, I Will Cut You" Can Glass does the talking so you don’t have to. Perfect for sipping iced coffee, tea, or a "bad decision in a cup", this glass brings just the right mix of sass, sarcasm, and subtle threat energy.
Comes with a bamboo lid, glass straw, and a straw cleaner—because while you might be dangerous, at least your drinkware is put together.
Features:
✔ High-Quality Glass: Tough enough to survive most confrontations
✔ 500ml Capacity: Holds caffeine, attitude, and zero patience
✔ Blunt & Hilarious Design: A warning label, but make it cute
✔ Bamboo Lid & Glass Straw: Sustainable, stylish, and passive-aggressively intimidating
✔ Straw Cleaner Included: Because, unlike people’s BS, this one can be cleaned up
✔ Hand-Wash Recommended: Like your anger management, handle with care
Perfect for:
✔ The zero-tolerance friend who doesn’t play games
✔ Anyone who functions on caffeine & threats alone
✔ The perfect "don't test me" office or kitchen essential
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Frosted sublimation glass — design is sublimated directly onto the cup for a smooth, no-peel finish.
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Clear glass — finished with a UV-DTF wrap for crisp colour and glossy detail.
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Acrylic option — lightweight and shatter-resistant (kid-friendly).
- Snow Globe Upgrade (optional) — pick your glitter colours for a shake-and-sparkle moment.
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