Love heart cunt

Need your car, bedroom, or judgmental mother-in-law’s guest bathroom to smell like luxury,  with a side of "mind your business"? Introducing the Pink Love Heart Cunt Air Freshener, delicately shaped like a love heart, boldly labeled like you mean it, and fragrance with a scent suspiciously similar to a certain high-end fashion house (you know the one) its the big C word also. 

✔ Smells expensive, even if your last meal was instant noodles.
✔ Perfect for cars, lockers, bathrooms, and passive-aggressive gift-giving.
✔ Offensively cute.
✔ Smells like you have your life together (even if you don’t).
✔ Guaranteed to make at least one person clutch their pearls.

Scent Profile:
A luxurious floral blend with notes of sophistication, power, and a splash of “I don’t give a fuck.” Think: posh perfume aisle, minus the pretension.

Warning:
May cause smug grins, side-eyes, or random compliments. Not responsible for sudden confidence or sass.