If i was a bird

Got someone on your sh*t list? Now you can sip your coffee with spiteful elegance. The If I Was a Bird mug is the perfect daily reminder that karma has wings—and yours comes with attitude and a caffeine addiction.

Featuring an aggressively unimpressed bird and bold, passive-aggressive flair, this mug is ideal for mornings filled with rage, pettiness, or just really bad customer service.

Holds 325ml of vengeance (or tea, if you must)
Premium ceramic – tough enough to survive your mood swings
Dishwasher and microwave safe, unlike your ex
Printed-to-order by Mama Llama Makes – no mass-produced nonsense here
The bird may be small, but the shade is mighty

Perfect for coworkers with a dark sense of humour, besties who thrive on sarcasm, or your own delightfully bitter little heart. Don’t get mad—get mugged.