Lets keep the dumbfukery to a minimum today

Because some days you wake up and just know you don’t have the bandwidth for nonsense. This tumbler is your silent (or not-so-silent) plea for people to get their act together—or just stay out of your way.

• Holds 590ml of your sanity juice—be it coffee, tea, or whatever keeps you from snapping.
• Made of stainless steel with double-wall insulation to keep your drink hot or cold for up to 6 hours—long enough to survive some of the dumbfuckery.
• Features a high-gloss white finish with a hilariously snarky design that sets the tone for your day: minimal BS allowed.
• Includes a plastic lid and straw cleaner, because no one has time for messy sipping when you’re dodging nonsense.
• Hand wash only, because like your tolerance for stupidity, it’s a bit delicate.

Perfect for workdays, errands, or any situation where people are bound to test your patience. Hold this tumbler close, sip deep, and remember: the dumbfuckery stops with you