I'm fucking fine. The rest of you need therapy

If your coping mechanism is denial and a strong caffeine addiction, this "I’m Fucking Fine. The Rest of You Need Therapy." Can Glass is your new emotional support cup. Whether you’re sipping on iced coffee, matcha, tea, or a questionable amount of wine, this glass lets everyone know that you’re totally okay (probably), and it’s everyone else who’s unhinged.

Comes with a bamboo lid, glass straw, and a straw cleaner—because even if your emotions are a mess, at least your drinkware is put together.

Features:
✔ High-Quality Glass: Sturdy enough for most emotional spirals
✔ 500ml Capacity: The perfect size for caffeine, avoidance, and petty observations
✔ Blunt, Relatable Design: A passive-aggressive PSA in cup form
✔ Bamboo Lid & Glass Straw: Sustainable, stylish, and completely judgmental
✔ Straw Cleaner Included: Unlike your coping mechanisms, this one actually works
✔ Hand-Wash Recommended: Like your grasp on reality, handle with care

Perfect for:
✔ The friend who claims they’re fine but definitely isn’t
✔ Anyone who deflects with sarcasm and caffeine
✔ A gift for yourself—because therapy is expensive and coffee is cheaper