Eat a D!ck

This pink little menace may look soft and snuggly, but don’t be fooled—she’s got the attitude of a burnt-out barista on a Monday morning. Covered in cuteness and blessed with bite, she’s the perfect co-pilot when you’re stuck in traffic and running low on grace.

Details:

• 15ml glass diffuser bottle

• Choose your scent from the dropdown (we suggest something fruity to contrast the emotional damage)

• Design: Cuddly AF… until you read her belly

Perfect For:

• Cars, cubicles, emotionally unavailable zones

• Gifting to your sassiest friend with no filter and no shame

• Letting the world know: I’m adorable, but I will destroy you