Judging you silently

If your natural resting face is 75% unimpressed and 25% exhausted, this "Judging You Silently" Can Glass is here to do the talking so you don’t have to. Whether you're sipping on iced coffee, matcha, or a drink strong enough to tolerate human interaction, this glass lets everyone know exactly where they stand—without you even lifting an eyebrow.

Comes with a bamboo lid, glass straw, and a straw cleaner—because while your patience might be running low, your drinkware stays perfectly composed.

Features:
✔ High-Quality Glass: Built to survive daily disappointments
✔ 500ml Capacity: The ideal size for tea, caffeine, and quiet disapproval
✔ Minimalist but Savage Design: A classy yet condescending warning
✔ Bamboo Lid & Glass Straw: Sustainable, stylish, and perfect for slow, judgmental sips
✔ Straw Cleaner Included: Because unlike other people’s life choices, this one can be fixed
✔ Hand-Wash Recommended: Like your ability to tolerate nonsense, handle with care

Perfect for:
✔ The queen/king of side-eye & silent roasts
✔ Anyone who expresses themselves through facial expressions, not words
✔ A gift for your favorite sarcastic bestie (or yourself, obviously)

• Frosted sublimation glass — design is sublimated directly onto the cup for a smooth, no-peel finish.

• Clear glass — finished with a UV-DTF wrap for crisp colour and glossy detail.

• Acrylic option — lightweight and shatter-resistant (kid-friendly).

• Snow Globe Upgrade (optional) — pick your glitter colours for a shake-and-sparkle moment.