Not clocking

For the moments when words fail but your mug can scream “I’m standing on business.” Inspired by the most meme-worthy moment of 2023, this mug delivers pure attitude, confusion, and conviction in every sip.

325ml of motivational delusion
Microwave and dishwasher safe—because you’ve got business to stand on, not dishes to do
Perfect for meetings, side-eyes, and existential crises
Features the man, the myth, the hoodie’d philosopher of TikTok lore

Gift it to someone who’s got no idea what’s going on—or to yourself, if you are the business.