STFUATTDLAGG

Let’s not pretend this is just a cute bookmark. This one screams exactly what we’re all thinking mid-chapter:
“Shut the f* up and take that d*** like a good girl.”**
(Yes. That’s what it stands for. Yes. You need it.)

Iridescent finish that shifts sassily in the light
Knotted ribbon detail — soft, sweet, misleading
The perfect companion for your smut stack, Kindle smashes, and those “closed door… not really” reads

This is not your grandma’s bookmark.
This is for the after-midnight, Kindle-brightness-on-zero, heavy-breathing kind of reader.
Add it to cart. You know you’re already obsessed.