I give just enough fucks

Because let’s be honest, you’re here for the paycheck, not the passion. This sarcastic & relatable can glass is perfect for corporate warriors, 9-to-5 survivors, and anyone who’s mastered the art of looking busy. Fill it with your iced coffee, energy drink, or “totally-not-alcohol” beverage and keep just enough motivation to make it through the workday. 

 Features:

✔ High-Quality Glass: Perfect for coffee, tea, or that mid-shift existential crisis drink.
✔ Includes Bamboo Lid, Glass Straw & Straw Cleaner: Aesthetic, sustainable, and easy to clean—because at least something should be stress-free.
✔ Bold & Sarcastic Design: Featuring clean, minimal typography with just the right amount of corporate rebellion.
✔ Perfect Gift: For coworkers, work besties, and anyone who lives for office sarcasm.

• Frosted sublimation glass — design is sublimated directly onto the cup for a smooth, no-peel finish.

• Clear glass — finished with a UV-DTF wrap for crisp colour and glossy detail.

• Acrylic option — lightweight and shatter-resistant (kid-friendly).

• Snow Globe Upgrade (optional) — pick your glitter colours for a shake-and-sparkle moment.