I am not allergic to stupidity , I break out in sarcasm can glass

If you’ve ever felt personally victimized by other people’s lack of common sense, this "I’m Not Allergic to Stupidity, I Break Out in Sarcasm" Can Glass is made just for you. Perfect for sipping iced coffee, matcha, or whatever fuels your patience, this glass keeps your drink cold while your sarcasm stays hot.

Comes with a bamboo lid, glass straw, and a straw cleaner—because even if your humor is dry, your drink shouldn’t be.

 Features:
✔ High-Quality Glass: Durable enough to withstand daily eye rolls
✔ 500ml Capacity: The perfect amount for surviving stupidity
✔ Bold, Witty Design: Warns people before they ask dumb questions
✔ Bamboo Lid & Glass Straw: For a sustainable level of sass
✔ Straw Cleaner Included: Because while stupidity spreads, germs shouldn’t
✔ Hand-Wash Recommended: Just like your patience, this glass requires gentle care

 Perfect for:
✔ Sarcastic legends who live off caffeine & witty comebacks
✔ Office workers who deal with too much nonsense before noon
✔ That one friend who speaks fluent dry humor & deadpan stares

• Frosted sublimation glass — design is sublimated directly onto the cup for a smooth, no-peel finish.

• Clear glass — finished with a UV-DTF wrap for crisp colour and glossy detail.

• Acrylic option — lightweight and shatter-resistant (kid-friendly).

• Snow Globe Upgrade (optional) — pick your glitter colours for a shake-and-sparkle moment.