fuck off sprintkle tits. I'm not in the damn mood shot glass

For the days when glitter, rainbows, and anyone’s unsolicited positivity are just too much to handle. This shot glass is your sassy little sidekick, ready to shut down the nonsense and pour you a much-needed drink.

Perfect for those “not today, world” moments, late-night rants, or as a gift for the person in your life with zero patience for sparkle-coated BS.

• Material: Sturdy glass—because mood swings are rough, and you deserve something that won’t break under pressure
• Size: Big enough for a solid shot, small enough to get the message across
• Care Instructions: Hand wash only—because life’s already annoying enough

Pour it, sip it, and let the world know you’re officially off-duty. Cheers to embracing your “not in the mood” energy!