fuck off sparkle tits. I'm not in the dam mood, Mug

Meet the Fuck Off, Sparkle Tits. I’m Not in the Damn Mood* mug—a no-nonsense declaration for those days when the glittery optimism of others is just... too much. Whether it’s coffee, tea, or your favorite “leave-me-alone” beverage, this mug is here to help you sip in style while warning everyone to back off.

Crafted from premium ceramic to withstand the wrath of your caffeine-fueled side-eye, it’s microwave- and dishwasher-safe because you don’t have the energy to handwash or sparkle right now. The bold and sassy design makes it crystal clear: not today, not now, not ever.

Perfect for mornings when you woke up on the wrong side of the bed, mid-week meltdowns, or anytime someone tries to sprinkle sunshine where it’s definitely not wanted. Sip boldly, and let the mug do the talking.

• Top notch ceramic mug
  
• Holds up to 325ml
  
• Amazing Mama llama makes print quality, its right on the money
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Printed-to-order by Mama llama makes, not china or Temu