Freakin kill me already. Can glass

If your mood is 95% done and 5% caffeine, this "Freakin’ Kill Me Already" Can Glass is your new emotional support cup. Whether you’re chugging iced coffee, stress tea, or something a little stronger, this glass lets everyone know exactly where you're at mentally—without having to say a word.

Comes with a bamboo lid, glass straw, and a straw cleaner—because while your patience might be hanging by a thread, at least your drinkware stays strong and functional.

Features:
✔ High-Quality Glass: Tough enough for existential dread & caffeine withdrawals
✔ 500ml Capacity: Perfect for coffee, emotional instability, and questionable life choices
✔ Bold, Sarcastic Design: Because sometimes, you just need to say it like it is
✔ Bamboo Lid & Glass Straw: Sustainable, stylish, and passive-aggressively perfect
✔ Straw Cleaner Included: Unlike your energy levels, this one can be restored
✔ Hand-Wash Recommended: Like your last shred of patience, handle with care

Perfect for:
✔ Burnt-out besties & overworked legends
✔ Anyone barely functioning but still showing up
✔ A relatable, dark-humor gift for yourself (because, honestly, you deserve it)

• Frosted sublimation glass — design is sublimated directly onto the cup for a smooth, no-peel finish.

• Clear glass — finished with a UV-DTF wrap for crisp colour and glossy detail.

• Acrylic option — lightweight and shatter-resistant (kid-friendly).

• Snow Globe Upgrade (optional) — pick your glitter colours for a shake-and-sparkle moment.