Eat a dick shot glass

Because sometimes, words aren’t enough, and you need a tiny glass to do the talking for you. Perfect for those moments when you're feeling spicy, sassy, or just plain done with everyone’s nonsense. This shot glass is equal parts hilarious and bold—a statement piece for your next gathering or solo sipping session.

Whether it’s a gag gift, a party must-have, or your go-to glass for unwinding after a long day, this one gets straight to the point. Cheers to not holding back!

• Material: Sturdy glass for serving up sass in liquid form
• Size: Just big enough for a shot, but loud enough to make an impression
• Care Instructions: Hand wash only—because dishwasher drama isn’t worth it

Raise it, pour it, and let the shot glass speak for itself. No further explanation needed.