Eat a bag of dicks tumbler

For when you’re just done with everyone and don’t have the energy to sugarcoat it, this tumbler says it loud and proud. Bold, cheeky, and unapologetic, it’s the perfect companion for your "zero tolerance" days.

• Holds 590ml of whatever helps you deal—coffee, tea, or something a little stronger (we won’t tell).
• Made of stainless steel with double-wall insulation to keep your drink hot or cold for up to 6 hours—just like your unfiltered attitude.
• Features a high-gloss white finish with a snarky, not-so-subtle design that’s sure to turn heads and spark a giggle.
• Comes with a plastic lid and straw cleaner, because even sass queens need clean sipping.
• Hand wash only, because this level of petty perfection deserves a little extra care.

Whether it’s for surviving annoying coworkers, ridiculous meetings, or just the world in general, this tumbler is here to remind you that sometimes, you just have to let it out. Sip, smirk, and keep it unapologetically real.