Don't be a punch ass bitch tote bag

Some people need gentle reminders. Others need this tote bag. Whether you’re carrying snacks, receipts, or just a strong sense of justice, this bold and sassy bag has your back. Literally.

Features:

✔️ Spacious & Functional – Holds everything from petty grudges to passive-aggressive notes
✔️ Durable Cotton Canvas – Tougher than someone who actually follows this advice
✔️ High-Quality Print – So your message is loud, clear, and slightly threatening
✔️ Perfect for Work, Gym, & Telling People to Get It Together
✔️ The Ultimate Gift for Your Most Unapologetic Friend (Or Yourself, Duh)

Because the world would be a much better place if everyone just followed this one simple rule.