Don't be a

Whether you’re dodging drama, bad drivers, or just trying to survive your shift without going full velocirage, this adorable green dino is here to say what you wish you could scream at strangers: don’t be a Cuntasaurus. Now available in a variety of scents that don’t stink like ancient energy.

Details:

• 15ml refillable diffuser bottle

• Choose your scent from the dropdown (Cretaceous calm or chaos—your call)

• Design: Cute cartoon dino with a savage reminder to behave like a human, not a fossil

Perfect For:

• Cars, classrooms, passive-aggressive office gifts

• Gifting to your unfiltered friend (or your filtered one who’s secretly feral)

• Reminding people—with love—to not be a flaming dumpster in a friendship circle