Books cheaper than therapy

Skip the couch and the copay — this mug knows the real cure is a stack of emotionally devastating paperbacks and a beverage that won’t judge your life choices.

This one’s for the readers who’ve cried over fictional deaths, yelled at plot twists at 2AM, and felt personally victimised by cliffhangers. Because let’s be honest: no therapist has ever healed you the way a morally grey character with a tragic past has.

The stats:

• 325ml of emotionally supportive ceramic

• Mama Llama Makes exclusive (aka not mass-produced by some dude named Kevin in a factory overseas)

• Microwave- and dishwasher-safe, so you can sob and reheat guilt-free

• Printed-to-order for bookworms with questionable spending habits and a need for escapism

Perfect for anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while holding back tears over a romance novel and using fictional trauma as self-care.