Mama Llama Makes
Choose violence
Choose violence
Start your day the same way your favourite fictional dragon riders do: with a battle cry and caffeine.
Whether you’re mentally preparing for another chapter of heartbreak, betrayal, or a spicy dagger-wielding romance, this mug has one message: Choose violence. Always. Bonus points if you're fueled by trauma and a morally grey love interest.
Mug stats (because vibes matter):
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325ml ceramic mug of pure chaos
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Printed-to-order by Mama Llama Makes — no mass-produced Temu nonsense here
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Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for those days you're too emotionally wrecked to hand wash
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Features dragons, daggers, war college sass, and subtle nods for the Fourth Wing girlies
Perfect for readers who cry at chapter 38, threaten fictional warlords in their group chats, and live for that one character who always says “I will not die today” (but might take someone out).
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