All oopsies and no fucking daisies tote bag

Some people’s lives are full of sunshine and flowers. Yours? A beautiful disaster. This hilariously honest tote bag is perfect for carrying all your whoops, regrets, and mildly concerning life choices—with zero daisies in sight.

Features:

✔️ Spacious & Functional – Holds everything from impulsive purchases to last-minute plans gone wrong
✔️ High-Quality Print – So people know exactly what kind of energy you’re bringing
✔️ Perfect for Errands, Work & Running Away from Responsibilities
✔️ A Must-Have for Hot Messes, Chaotic Queens & Anyone Who’s Just Wingin’ It

Because if life isn’t going to be soft and floral, you might as well own the oopsies.